Ok, if you don't dig these, then there's probably something fundamentally wrong with you! This week we have the best and funniest MTV ad ever created - "Mother and Daughter"! And a massively cool video for an old classic, UNKLE's Reign. Daniel Askill directs an absolute stunner.
Check them out...
MTV - FATHER & DAUGHTER
UNKLE - REIGN
To all those who will be joining us this evening at Carfax, look forward to a rocker! We headed out (very early this morning) to the airport to pick up Krafty Kuts, and have spent the day with him. And yes, he is an absolutely awesome guy! We've shared some crazy laughs and crazier tales today. Stand by for some legend stories about the day, and some pics from the Lion Park which we visited with him this afternoon..
A$k Your L*cal Bar%lad^es - R*byn & K@te
Hey Tokyo Starians!
We've all seen that movie where the down-on-his-luck dude walks into a bar, orders a drink and pours out his soul to an attentive barman. We kind of like the idea, but Tokyo is often too busy for us to listen to your problems and have long chats!
However, we still believe we have loads of advice to give. Write in to us and we'll be sure to help you out! We're offering advice on everything and anything - from girls to guys, from cocktails to sex, from skin problems to hot chili problems, let us help.
Email us at:
tokyostarlive@gmail.comThe response has been phenomenal - we're already receiving letters! Here are the first few replies:
Q: Whenever I come to Tokyo I feel so horrible in the morning - please help?!A: It is all because you didn't tip last night and karma has come back to kick you in the ass.Q: I can't seem to pleasure my girlfriend, I think it's because I'm too small...I measured and I'm only 4cms, and all my friends say they're so much bigger. Why is this the case - why me?
A: It is all because you didn't tip last night and karma has come back to kick you in the ass.Q: I think I may be falling in love with bouncer Mike - he's just so masculine, but has such a gentle touch when he hugs me hello. Do I have a future with him?A: Bouncer Mike is a loving husband with 3 children, but has much love to go around - the ball is in your court.Keep those letters coming!
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Wh@t's hOt! & Wh@t's nOt**
This week's edition of What's Hot and What's Not has been compiled by the Tokyo Star Barladies.
What's Hot
1. Levi's dance moves
2. awesome manners
3. Keith buying us SoCo shooters
4. meeting cool chicks in the loo queue
5. berry slush
Whats Not
1. stock take
2. drunken obnoxious dudes
3. lame pick-up lines
4. chicks popping out of their tops
5. too much slush
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T*kyo RULES!
1. have an awesomely raucous time
2. don't be rude to the staff (that includes our wonderful kitchen ladies, rugged bouncers, superb DJs, handsome managers and beautiful bar ladies)
3. be courteous and polite (we're providing you with a service - remember to say 'please' and 'thank you')
4. respect all the other patrons of Tokyo - we're all here to have an awesome time!
5. no drugs, no firearms, no under 18s - keep it clean!
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