10 OCTOBER 2007:
Join us this Saturday the 13th for "Study Breaks" featuring BLUNTED STUNTMAN on the decks, with LITTLE NICKY on visuals! 
Also watch out for:
TOKYO STAR'S 5th BIRTHDAY PARTY coming to you on the 30th of November at Carfax. Featuring KRAFTY KUTS and a Tokyo Star floor with all your favourite DJs - its going to be rocking!
And for all our slush fans: the slush machine has finally returned!! Don't forget Wednesday is 2 for 1 slush night!
24 OCTOBER 2007:
For all those who were brave enough to face Melville on Saturday night after the rugby, well done! We've never heard so much hooting or seen so many crazy, happy people! Awesome! Go bokke!
Tokyo has been quieter of late what with exams and all, but don't let that stop you! Thursdays will always be party night, and we're certainly not going anywhere... Its just a little more elbow room...
There are also plans for another 90s party, which will hit us just as exams end, probably the weekend of the 24th of November, so don't leave for the beach too quickly!
And of course, dont forget KRAFTY KUTS on the 30th! There are rumours that Tokyo will be closing down for the evening so we can all go through to Carfax to celebrate our 5th birthday in style!
A$k Your L*cal Bar%lad^es - R*byn & K@te
Hey Tokyo Starians!
We've all seen that movie where the down-on-his-luck dude walks into a bar, orders a drink and pours out his soul to an attentive barman. We kind of like the idea, but Tokyo is often too busy for us to listen to your problems and have long chats!
However, we still believe we have loads of advice to give. Write in to us and we'll be sure to help you out! We're offering advice on everything and anything - from girls to guys, from cocktails to sex, from skin problems to hot chili problems, let us help.
Email us at:
tokyostarlive@gmail.comThe response has been phenomenal - we're already receiving letters! Here are the first few replies:
Q: Whenever I come to Tokyo I feel so horrible in the morning - please help?!A: It is all because you didn't tip last night and karma has come back to kick you in the ass.Q: I can't seem to pleasure my girlfriend, I think it's because I'm too small...I measured and I'm only 4cms, and all my friends say they're so much bigger. Why is this the case - why me?
A: It is all because you didn't tip last night and karma has come back to kick you in the ass.Q: I think I may be falling in love with bouncer Mike - he's just so masculine, but has such a gentle touch when he hugs me hello. Do I have a future with him?A: Bouncer Mike is a loving husband with 3 children, but has much love to go around - the ball is in your court.Keep those letters coming!
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Wh@t's hOt! & Wh@t's nOt**
This week's edition of What's Hot and What's Not has been compiled by the Tokyo Star Barladies.
What's Hot
1. Levi's dance moves
2. awesome manners
3. Keith buying us SoCo shooters
4. meeting cool chicks in the loo queue
5. berry slush
Whats Not
1. stock take
2. drunken obnoxious dudes
3. lame pick-up lines
4. chicks popping out of their tops
5. too much slush
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T*kyo RULES!
1. have an awesomely raucous time
2. don't be rude to the staff (that includes our wonderful kitchen ladies, rugged bouncers, superb DJs, handsome managers and beautiful bar ladies)
3. be courteous and polite (we're providing you with a service - remember to say 'please' and 'thank you')
4. respect all the other patrons of Tokyo - we're all here to have an awesome time!
5. no drugs, no firearms, no under 18s - keep it clean!
Tokyo has been quieter of late what with exams and all, but don't let that stop you! Thursdays will always be party night, and we're certainly not going anywhere... Its just a little more elbow room...
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